Wednesday, March 6, 2013 - 12:27 PM

It was a key component of Hugo Chávez's special brand of charisma: the exotic, grandiloquent insult. Chávez was not the only world leader who relished a good -- if perhaps, at times, one-sided -- fight with los imperialistas, but what made him stand out for so many, including many in the West, was the gusto with which he flung out bombast like "you are a donkey, Mr. Danger" and "go to hell, Yankee shits!" Everyone remembers that Chávez called George W. Bush the devil. But here, we've collected some of the less well-known -- but no less colorful -- insults from the 14-year reign of the Zinger King of Caracas.
Insult: "Puppy dog of the empire."
Insultee: Mexican President Vicente Fox
Insult: "Pitiyanqui,"
or "Little Yankee"
Insultees: Counterrevolutionaries, or, as the New York Times put it,
"the type of Venezuelan who favors shopping sprees in Miami over paying
allegiance to the fatherland."
Insults: "Rancid oligarchs"
and "Squealing
pigs"
Insultees: Opponents of his 1999 constitutional reforms
Insult: "Devils
in Vestments"
Insultee: The Catholic Church hierarchy
Insult: "Low-life
pig"
Insultee: Opposition candidate Henrique Capriles
Insult: "The
lord of war ... one of the dogs of the devil."
Insultee: Donald Rumsfeld
Insult: "Poor
ignoramus."
Insultee: Barack Obama
Compared to these, maybe Bush got off easy with the "devil."
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