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Kirchner to referee Lagarde: My country is not a soccer team

The Argentinian government is not responding well to a slightly condescending warning from IMF Chief Christine Lagarde:

International Monetary Fund head Christine Lagarde has warned Argentina it could face sanctions unless it produces reliable growth and inflation data.

Ms Lagarde gave Argentina until 17 December to address the problem.

The IMF head said the fund had given Argentina a "yellow card" but it could face a red.[...]

"Argentina is good in football and it certainly understands what we are talking about," said Ms Lagarde.

But President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner is challenging the ruling on the field (I know. Wrong kind of football. Work with me here.):

“My country is not a soccer team, it is a sovereign country and as such is not going to accept a threat,” Fernandez said in her UN speech. “This is not a soccer game, this is the most serious economic crisis since the 1930s.”

Insert replacement ref joke here. (It will at least be better than Wall Street Journal's recent attempt.) 

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"I knew a boy called Ala'a. He was only six years old. He didn't understand what was happening. I'd say that six-year-old boy was tortured more than anyone else in the room. He wasn't given food or water for three days, and he was so weak he used to faint all the time. He was beaten regularly. I watched him die. He only survived for three days and then he simply died. He was terrified all the time. They treated his body as though he was a dog."

These are the words of a 16-year old boy named Wael, as recounted in a new report by Save the Children on the torture of children during the Syrian uprising. "Almost every child we've spoken to has seen family members killed," the report, which is the product of face-to-face interviews with Syrians in bordering countries, states. "

They have seen and experienced things that no child should ever see, and many are deeply traumatised as a result...The acts described are consistent, recurring and appalling."

They are also consistent with extensive reporting from the United Nations and several human rights organizations, which have detailed the use of torture by President Bashar al-Assad's regime, as well as its willingness to arrest family members of wanted men in order to intimidate them into silence.

U.S. President Barack Obama may have had the report in mind today, when he referred to the Syrian government in his speech at the U.N. General Assembly as "a regime that tortures children and shoots rockets at apartment buildings."

Instead of the bland political jargon of most reports on the Syrian crisis, the Save the Children report is composed of roughly two dozen firsthand accounts of those who had witnessed, or been the victim, of torture. "I was tortured with electricity," said 24-year old Mohamad. "The children were too -- I saw this. We were in the same jail. The guards didn't hesitate -- they used electricity on their hands, their legs, their backs, their genitals. They would beat the children until they bled. Many died."

These accounts are important to read. Many of the reasons given for the Syrian revolt -- sectarian divisions, economic realities, and political mismanagement -- are all true, but they tend to conceal an important reality: This uprising is an almost unfathomable venture. Why would a largely unarmed population initially attempt to resist an army supplied by one of the world's major powers? What could compel Syrians to keep on resisting after tens of thousands had been killed, in the face of constant shelling and air bombardment?

Hopefully, these horror stories will provide a sense of why the Syrian revolt grinds on today, as it has every day now for 18 months. 

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