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You know who else had development goals? Hitler!

U.N. Dispatch's Mark Leon Goldberg, reporting on today's House subcommittee hearings of the U.N. Millennium Development Goals, quotes a very strange argument made by California Rep. Dana Rohrabacher: 

Does progress on the Millennium Development Goals enhance American national security interests?  The Obama administration apparently thinks so.  They even included the MDGs and other development themes in their recent National Security Strategy... 

Congressman Dana Rohrabacher, who is the ranking member of the House Foreign Affairs Subcommittee on International Organizations, Human Rights, and Oversight apparently disagrees with this premise.  At a subcommittee hearing on the MDGs that I attended this morning he railed against the very idea that security threats could emanate from poor countries.  After, all, he said, "Adolf Hitler came from a developed country!" 

Rohrabacher, who earned a spot on our "worst predictions" list last year by forcasting the ChiCom domination of the Panama Canal, has brilliantly elevated Godwin's Law to previously unknown heights. He's not even comparing a policy he doesn't like to Nazism, he's arguing that a policy should be opposed because it wouldn't have prevented Nazism. (Put aside, for a moment, the fact that the 21st-century developing world is not exactly devoid of muderous dictators.)

With the rise of the Tea Party, it seems that American conservatives have opened up a healthy lead in the use of Hitler-related rhetoric -- Sheldon Whitehouse, notwithstanding. Clearly, what the Democrats need right now to regain the rhetorical upper-hard are more Hitler-related arguments. Here are a few suggestions: 

-- The START treaty:  You know who else didn't honor his agreements with Russia? Hitler!

--  The National Endowment for the Arts: You know what happens when aspiring artists can't support themselves? Hitler!

-- Cap and Trade: You know who else didn't believe that global warming was caused by human activity? Hitler!

I look forward to the day when all U.S. policy debates will be conducted on the basis of what hypothetical Hitler would think.

Feel free to come up with your own Hitler arguments in the comments.

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What's Ahmadinejad's problem with Paul the Octopus?

Life can be hard for a psychic cephalopod. One day your countrymen are threatening to turn you into calamari for correctly betting against the national soccer team, the next day you're being denounced as a symbol of western imperialism: 

[T]he Iranian president accused the octopus of spreading "western propaganda and superstition." Paul was mentioned by Mr Ahmadinejad on various occasions during a speech in Tehran at the weekend.

"Those who believe in this type of thing cannot be the leaders of the global nations that aspire, like Iran, to human perfection, basing themselves in the love of all sacred values," he said.

One would think that at this point, national leaders would want to stay on Paolo's good side.

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