The undisputed top political story in the U.S. media right now is the impending House of Representatives vote on health-care reform. Domestic policy isn't our beat (except when it gets in the way of foreign policy) but we know that in Washington nothing succeeds like success and a vote like this will define the prevailing media narrative on the Obama administration: Come Monday the U.S. president will be seen as either brilliant or bungling. This narrative is going to extend beyond healthcare to other major issues, including foreign policy.

So here's a quick guide to what the state of the world will be, depending on whether or not the bill goes through.

If health care passes: 

Iran: The Islamic Republic is on its last legs, challenged at every turn by the ever-expanding green movement, which the Obama administration wisely avoided undermining with explicit public support. Instead of a confrontational approach, the U.S. has taken its time to build international consensus, put tough but highly targeted sanctions in place, and given Mahmoud Ahmadinejad just enough rope to hang himself. 

Af-Pak:  The offensive in Marjah was a rousing success, al Qaeda leaders are being taken out or arrested left and right, the tide is turning against the insurgency, Pakistan is finally cooperating, Gen. Stanley McChrystal is the greatest U.S. military commander since Douglas MacArthur.

Iraq: The withdrawal of U.S. troops continues on schedule, violence is way down, Iraq's sectarian conflicts are being worked out in Parliament rather than in the streets, David Petraeus is the greatest U.S. miltary commander since George Washington.

Israel-Palestine: Finally, a U.S. administration showed some backbone dealing with Israel, condemning the expansion of settlements and working to strong-arm both sides to the table. Netanyahu's settlement freeze was a step in the right direction. Obama has proven that the White House can be a strong ally to Israel without being a pushover. 

Russia: U.S.-Russia relations are better than they've been since the 1990s. Thanks to the Obama administration's less confrontational approach and compromise on missile defense, a successor to the START treaty is near and Moscow is finally starting to cooperate on Iran. 

Gitmo/detainees:  The Obama administration has restored constitutional norms and proven that the war on terror on terror can be won and valuable intelligence gained without torture or illegal detentions. Dozens of Gitmo detainees have been relocated and the civilian trials for al Qaeda leaders will be a success.

Global warming: Thanks to Obama's last-minute intervention, the climate change summit saved face in Copenhagen. After health care, with momentum on its side, the administration will take on energy and finally make cap and trade a reality. 

Rahm Emanuel: A fucking genius.

If health care fails:

Iran: With his shameful silence, Obama hung the green movement out to dry. Iran is closer than ever to building a nuke (if Israel doesn't bomb it first), the Chinese are never going to cooperate on sanctions, and the administration's engagement strategy has been proven a failure.

Af-Pak: U.S. troops are sinking into a unwinnable quagmire, Marjah was a meaningless backwater, Afghanistan's corrupt government and incompetent military will never be able to function without U.S. support, Pakistan is placating the U.S. while still not taking the Taliban seriously. Obama should have listened to Joe Biden when he had the chance.

Iraq: The election was marred by fraud, none of the major political disputes have been resolved, the insurgency is biding its time, the U.S. military faces a choice between remaining in Iraq for decades or watching a sectarian bloodbath erupt as it pulls out.

Israel-Palestine: The setttlements continue to expand, Obama is hopelessly unpopular in Israel and unable to influence Netanyahu, the Palestinian Authority is a corrupt joke and Hamas will never renounce violence. George Mitchell should quit while he still retains a shred of credibility. 

Russia: While Hillary Clinton has tea with Dmitry Medvedev, Vladimir Putin is eating Obama's lunch. Russia is building nuclear reactors in Iran, delaying START again and again, meddling in Ukraine, tightening its grip on Georgia's breakaway regions and repressing its own people. The reset was nothing more than appeasement, and the U.S. hasn't even gotten anything out of it.  

Gitmo/detainees: Obama hasn't even been able to close Gitmo, but in any event, he's putting Americans at risk of another terror attack by not letting interrogators do their job. The civilian trials, if they happen at all, will be a publicity circus that makes a mockery of the fight against terror. The Justice Department is infested with al Qaeda sleeper agents. 

Global warming: Was invented by Al Gore to sell DVDs.

Rahm Emanuel: [Unprintable.]

 
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WILL SMITH

1:50 PM ET

March 19, 2010

News?

Factless. Baseless. Biased. Not proofread.

Journo or Obama 2012 Campaigner?

 

RUTHTYLOR

1:56 PM ET

April 17, 2010

I agree

You introduced a very interesting point of view and I must say that in most cases I share it with you and agree.
I would like to thank you for a well writen post.
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FLORIDADUDE

12:56 PM ET

April 19, 2010

Where's the truth?

Couldn't agree more with your comment. When I travel, people who talk about America (good or bad) they really don't talk about health care. And I doubt the world would have ended if the bill didn't pass.
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R.HOWE

2:02 PM ET

March 19, 2010

Blogging!

Very well put, Mr. Keating! You exaggerate for emphasis, I assume. Republican Senator, James DeMint, said pretty much the same thing last year when he told fellow obstructionists they could destroy Obama's presidency by killing HCR.

 

SCOTTGOOSE

3:36 PM ET

March 20, 2010

Great article, wish you proofread.

Awesome article, and contextually it made no difference that you omitted words, but we all expect better. Otherwise, very interesting.

 

TYPO

4:28 PM ET

March 20, 2010

A great show of how the

A great show of how the biased media can make things look good or bad

 

ANYA KHAN

5:16 PM ET

March 21, 2010

Poorly edited but funny and

Poorly edited but funny and regrettably true

 

ELI

5:38 PM ET

March 21, 2010

An interesting post

Well written post Mr Joshua. As one mentioned it's interesting how the biased media can make things look good or bad. Find more articles.

 

NEWTOTV

8:19 PM ET

March 21, 2010

Very Funny!

...and black and white will live together in peace and harmony (IF health care passes!)

 

RONIBEN

2:03 PM ET

April 17, 2010

Iran

About Iran, The The Islamic Republic of Iran should be take care of by the all world befor it will be to late, regards to israel and palastine i hope there will be peace one day, thanks for your post car games

 

SMCI60652

11:24 AM ET

March 22, 2010

Umm...

"Finally, a U.S. administration showed some backbone dealing with Israel, condemning the expansion of settlements and working to strong-arm both sides to the table. Netanyahu's settlement freeze was a step in the right direction. Obama has proven that the White House can be a strong ally to Israel without being a pushover. "

I'd like to see ANY pundit have the balls to make that claim on one of the major networks.

 

POMPATUS

1:03 PM ET

March 22, 2010

I'm confused...

.. if "A fucking genius" *is* printable, I fear to think of what isn't.

On a more general note, I look forward to perspective on What This All Means. I don't expect it for some time.

Funny article.

 

ANDY1832

8:54 AM ET

April 19, 2010

Fantastic

I can not agree more, its a sign of the times ...........

Cheers

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EW66

3:25 PM ET

March 22, 2010

Ummm...really FP?

One of the most useless articles (or whatever you want to call it) I've read in a while. I usually enjoy reading posts from Keating; however, this one seems as though he wrote completely stoned while flipping back and forth from Fox to MSNBC. Lousy, lazy, amateurish...a few other words came to mind.

 

JANBLOCKER

11:57 AM ET

April 17, 2010

Proposed Health Care Bill is a Foreign Subject

I find it laughable how watered-down the proposed health bill has become. It has gone from a nationalized health care program to a mandate that could crush employers. Where are the savings? While the administration is busy trying to keep refinance rates and corporate tax rates low, this bill will actually reduce overall health coverage for the average American and undoubtedly force some small to mid size proprietors out of business. So yes, the health care bill is a foreign subject, because if it passes, you will see many Americans becoming foreigners.

 

CANISTER34

12:16 PM ET

April 17, 2010

Haha, nice

Haha, nice article...!!
Though i have to admit that it was over-exaggerated the same way like "oh, the bill failed. I guess we'll be nuked by the Russians".
Anyways was surely an interesting read and i couldn't agree more on some points, specially the Iran case.
Regards,
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ROBBRAD182

2:13 PM ET

April 17, 2010

heh Nicw quote

I have to say "Russia: While Hillary Clinton has tea with Dmitry Medvedev, Vladimir Putin is eating Obama's lunch. " nice quote!! hahah. Rob - website value

 

FLURGLE

4:16 PM ET

April 17, 2010

"Global warming: Was invented

"Global warming: Was invented by Al Gore to sell DVDs. "

LOL one of the funniest things I have read for a long time.

Sky Bingo

 

MKP

9:31 AM ET

April 18, 2010

I loved the write up, It was

I loved the write up, It was a great article, You have very well written about different effects that the bill would bring in to our world. I agree with your opinion that these types of effects would take place in the near future. ebook stores

 

MAG_NUM

3:53 PM ET

April 18, 2010

Exaggeration at its best

Sometimes people go way out of their way to make false accusations..!!
It was surely a nice read and i undoubtedly completely agree on some points but some are just insane.
Russia? What??
One thing i can agree to the most is the Af-Pak issue if the deal fails. Without the U.S., i wouldn't be surprised if the Taliban or the AL-qaeda got their hands on the Pakistani nukes.
Acc to me, Nuclear disarmament of Pakistan is a must considering the unstable economy and government that is administering the nation.
Regards,
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SUSUANLULU

10:04 AM ET

April 19, 2010

whatever the bill goes

whatever the bill goes throughm, so many people hope or wish Obama government really can do something to give us some vision of peace of the world.

Susan, car games center.

 

G-R

10:40 AM ET

April 19, 2010

Well.. it passed.. and..

Well.. since this post.. health care passed.. mostly.. so it's interesting that in the news the last week or so we suddenly see a lot of hoopla about Iran rolling out and forward with it's nuclear program and possible weapons program in addition to nukes for subsistence.. I can't decide it this goes against the thread of what's proposed here. Or perhaps it's a last ditch effort from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to catch the lime light now that the Obama administration is closing in on him with success. I guess we need more time to see. I welcome your thoughts?

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SOFLASURFR

12:30 PM ET

April 19, 2010

Yea it passed but

How does the passing positivily impact our forreign affairs? I don't get the assumptions here, particularily on Iran.

 

ABOUND

12:37 PM ET

April 19, 2010

Interesting points

I don't really see either though how the passing of the health care plan will effect foreign policy either. When I go on to other countries we are I think people will still have negative views of Americans whether or not we have health care.

 

FRANK2010

1:14 PM ET

April 19, 2010

I Agree

There are a lot of people with mixed reviews on this bill. I also don't understand by passing this bill, how its going to positively impact our foreign affairs. It sure raises more questions and hopefully he can provide some answers here soon. Great article and thanks for letting me share. California Security

 

JOHAN2010

2:32 PM ET

April 19, 2010

HUH

I guess I don't understand that if the bill did not get passed, how this will have an effect on iran. There are just some things that make no sense for me. Thanks for letting me share.Low-E

 

JOSHUA LEGION

4:55 PM ET

April 19, 2010

i agree

this bill will affect the outcome of wars for years to come
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