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There's no two ways about it: The last year of foreign policy had more drama than a Scorsese epic and enough thrills to put Avatar to shame. From the fearsome battle in the Afghan hills to the U.S.-China love-hate relationship, and from the serious al Qaeda threats in Yemen to the hard-to-take-seriously pirates off the Somali coast, 2009 was arguably a much more interesting year for global politics than for movies. So with Oscar nominations due tomorrow, we're taking nominations for our own FP Oscars.

Who would you pick for the best actor of the year? Is President Barack Obama holding his own in an unfriendly world, or does the ubiquitous Brazilian President Lula deserve an Oscar? Is Muammar Qaddafi's persona just too good to be true, or do you prefer the smooth, suave diplomacy (and wacky domestic antics) of France's Nicolas Sarzoky?

You tell us what scandals, dramas, tragicomedies, and personal stories are your picks for the history books in 2009. Listed below are the categories and a few sample entries. Send your own nominations to Joshua.Keating@foreignpolicy.com or paste them in the comments below. May the best news win!

Best picture: What one story encapsulates the year?

Best drama: Spies, dissidents, treachery, and truth. Were the adrenaline-pumping protests following the Iran elections the most dramatic event? Or perhaps it was the long, drawn-out U.S. decision to send more troops to Afghanistan. If you have a humanitarian bent, the crises in Haiti, Sri Lanka, and Pakistan might come a heart-wrenching first.

Best comedy: If it isn't a tragedy, the dysfunction of the U.S. Congress is certainly good for a laugh. Then again, how about the Copenhagen Climate conference that ended in a collective shrug? Or the British MPs who used their expense accounts to buy fancy rugs and re-dig their backyard swimming pools?

Best romantic comedy: Gordon Brown requested meeting after meeting with the U.S. president; Obama just didn't have time. Brown gave him a romantic antique biography of Churchill, and Obama gave him a DVD box set. Let's just say the special relationship isn't all it used to be. But then again, there are other comedies in Europe these days ... Berlusconi anyone?

Best romantic drama: Unclear whether this should be a drama or a comedy, but the Russian President Dmitri Medvedev and Prime Minister Vladamir Putin certainly have a relationship worth noting -- as their press photographer has shown time and time again...

Best action: A U.S. ship is seized in the Gulf of Aden and devious pirates take the Maersk Alabama captive on the high seas, demanding a ransom for their deed. But lo and behold! A brave captain sacrifices his freedom to save his crew. And the U.S. whacks three pirates in the end, bringing everyone home safely! Phew!

Best special effects: Hmm, how about that missile launch in North Korea? It hit right on target: the Pacific Ocean.

Best director: Nicolas Sarkozy is a whirling dervish of diplomatic activity.

Best actor: Very few world leaders can also claim their own daily television shows -- and surprisingly humorous ones at that. "Alo Presidente" hasn't exactly skyrocketed Hugo Chavez to fame (his coup attempt back in the 1990s did that), but man has this guy mastered media in the Drudge Era.

Best actress: On a more serious note, few women leaders have been more powerful this year in asserting political freedom than Burma's Aung San Suu Kyi. Or does Hillary Clinton have your vote? As one FP staffer put it, "she's the queen of 'the show must go on.'"

Best supporting actress: Is Carla Bruni the perfect companion for a perfectionist French president?

Best supporting actor: Let's be honest: One man whose entire year has been a story about other people's interests is the ousted president of Honduras, Manuel Zelaya. For all his posturing and pontificating, he was never running the show.

Best costume: Libya's Muammar Qaddafi designs his own clothes.

Worst costume: Libya's Muammar Qaddafi designs his own clothes. You decide.

Lifetime achievement award: Fidel? Kim Jong Il? Mubarak? Most of the longest-lasting players on the world stage aren't particularly savory characters. Got someone better?

We'll post a full list of nominees based on your e-mails and comments on Monday, Feb. 8 and give you a chance to vote. The final winners will be announced at the end of the month. 

We promise to keep the musical numbers short.

 

PJ_RAMIREZ_1

3:21 PM ET

February 2, 2010

best screenplay

I would suggest a Best Screenplay award for the affair in Guatemala about murdered lawyer Rodrigo Rosenberg last July. After he shot a video saying he would be killed by the president, the first lady and other henchmen because of his investigations involving the murder of a businessman a month before, he was himself murdered and sparked the worst political crisis in decades. Then, almost eight months after the murder it was found that he had arranged for his death by hiring a gang of ex-cops and former soldiers , the earlier killing of the businessman is not yet solved and the country is still polarized around the involvement of the executive.

 

SMCI60652

5:58 PM ET

February 2, 2010

Best Drama/Tragedy

HAS to be the elections in Israel and Iran.

President Obama and his '08 election fostered a renewed spirit for the Peace Process and avoiding conflict with Iran... only to be dealt the hand of a conservative Likud-lead Knesset under Bibi, and an even more unpredictable and bellicose Iranian leadership.

It's as if the Iranian situation was custom-designed by the Gods of Foreign Policy to break Obama's heart. Who could have predicted a situation that leaves the US paralyzed? If he speaks in favor of openness than he's siding with the opposition and undermining their cause. If he doesn't speak up then he risks showing how feeble the US has become in projecting its morality. Why God... WHY!?

As for Israel, it's no shocker that it would have been considerably easier to accomplish meaningful goals if the charge was being lead by 'dovish' parties on both sides.

If this isn't tragedy, I don't know what is.

 

FINROD

10:42 AM ET

February 3, 2010

Best Romantic Drama

Chris Matthews and Obama.

Best Actor:
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - "What nukes?"

Best Comedy:
Nasa's plans to go to Mars...funded by China.

 

PHILLIPII

1:48 AM ET

February 10, 2010

Academy

Avatar was a LEGENDARY/REVOLUTIONARY film, but only superficially. The storyline was lacking. District 9, The Hurt Locker or Up in the Air could win Best Picture but I think AVATAR will win just for the acknowledgment.

Phillip,
silver bullion bars

 

DONNIE

5:42 PM ET

February 10, 2010

Congratulations for the

Congratulations for the winners! Some contradictive tip about Avatar above, but anyway, even cheap custom essay can say the same.

 

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