Friday, April 6, 2007 - 5:49 PM

Winners
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Orchestrates the release of the 15 British soldiers with cynical aplomb.
French pride: TGV train smashes the speed record for conventional rail trains, whipping by at 574.8km/h (356mph).
Alexandra Hai: Becomes Venice's first female gondolier after a 10-year battle.
Observant Jews: Kosher foods getting cheaper as China ramps up production.
Bashar al-Assad: Basks in Nancy Pelosi's pratfall in Damascus.
Losers
Tony Blair: Gets schooled in public relations by a five-foot-two crazy man.

Sanjaya: Questionably talented American Idol contestant secures place as TV's laughingstock for another week.
John McCain: Lackluster fundraising and a much-lambasted optimism over Iraq dog the one-time leader of the GOP's 2008 pack.
Virtual gamblers: FBI sniffs around the cyber-gambling dens and parlors of Second Life.
Venezuelans: No booze for Easter.
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