Dana Perino needs a new job

Thu, 03/20/2008 - 5:05pm

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It looks like White House spokesperson Dana Perino has come down with a case of the Charlotte Allens. I just sighed a sad sigh last year when Dana all but bragged about not knowing what the Cuban Missile Crisis was ("It had to do with Cuba and missiles, I'm pretty sure..."). But now she's telling people that she just doesn't get missiles and defense because she's a girl:

Some of the terms I just don't know, I haven’t grown up knowing. The type of missiles that are out there: patriots and scuds and cruise missiles and tomahawk missiles. And I think that men just by osmosis understand all of these things, and they're things that I really have to work at — to know the difference between a carrier and a destroyer, and what it means when one of those is being launched to a certain area. [my emphasis]

Dana, please stop. Seriously.

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Wasn't she?

Wasn't she once Miss South Carolina?

The Bush Administration's

The Bush Administration's use of Perino as a spokesperson is pure Machiavellian brilliance. It's like putting a 7-year old and her sick dog blue up in the briefing room.

"Gee, I don't know about that Ms. Thomas, I'm just a girl. But I do know Uncle Bush loves America very much, and I'm sure he's doing the right thing"

It's not a lie if you're so simple and clueless that you actually believe it.